Snooki Is In For A Big Day Of Pumping-And-Dumping [Sneak Peek]

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If Anderson Cooper only knew he could get a good buzz going off of Snooki‘s breast milk, perhaps he would have given it a second chance…

Nicole’s first taste of alcohol after giving birth — a few glasses of wine during a date with Jionni — didn’t contaminate her milk, but in the sneak peek of tonight’s “Snooki & JWOWW” below, the new mom finds that her son’s breakfast is clearly tainted the morning after a wild Girls Night Out. Time to pump and dump, as nursing with the current batch could potentially give Lorenzo infantile cirrhosis.

“This stuff’s gotta have every different liquor of the world in it,” Jionni says as his fianceé tests the milk with a litmus strip, which turns brown and signifies it’s contaminated. “Shots, wine, vodka, tequila…if I drank Nicole’s breast milk right now, I’d probably black out.” Bad news for Lorenzo, good news for any stale White Russian recipe…?

+ Check out the clip, and tune in to the second-to-last episode of this “Snooki & JWOWW” season tonight at 10/9c!

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