Snooki’s First Order Of Post-Birth Business: Taking A Dump [Bonus Scene]

Baby Lorenzo has finally entered the world, and now it’s time for Snooki and Jionni to really test themselves as parents. But before they bring their little guy home and tuck him in to the man cave’s basement’s crib for the first time, there’s one final matter to attend to, as communicated ever-so-bluntly in this “Snooki & JWOWWbonus scene: Nicole needs to take a sh**. Brace yourselves, kids — this is gonna be a bumpy ride.

After Jionni changes Lorenzo into his take-home clothes (the world’s most ill-fitting onesie), Nicole starts to feel her stomach rumble. Suddenly, her mission is clear, and she makes a beeline for the bathroom. She’s worried her sore backside will cause more pain once she gets down to business, because “the last thing [she] pooped was Lorenzo.” And he was quite the wide load. “Turn the faucet on,” her loving fiance Jionni advises to quell her stage fright. Unfortunately, we’re not sure running water will be enough to drown out 48 hours of constipation…

+ Check out the video, and see what adventures await Lorenzo on the next episode of “Snooki & JWOWW,” airing Tuesday night at 10/9c!

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