Snooki And JWOWW Kick The ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Premiere Party Into High Gear [Video]

You better WERK!

Documenting the unpredictable behavior of teen moms, horny country boys and catfish can really sap a blogger’s energy, so by the time Friday night rolls around, we here at Remote Control usually favor a quick game of Boggle (what? Scrabble’s hard!) and Paul Rudd movies over a crowded club where actual socializing is required. Later in the evening, however–particularly upon checking our Twitter feed–we sometimes experience that peculiar FOMO sensation, and realize with a sudden suffocating regret that we chose Paul F***ing Rudd over the PARTY OF THE CENTURY. That folks, was our Friday night.

Looks like we were the only STOOPID, STOOPID IDIOTS to turn down their invitation to the jam-packed Season 5 “RuPaul’s Drag Race” premiere party. The show kicks into high gear tonight on Logo at 9/8c, and judging by these red carpet pics, it’s gonna be teeming with all kindsa sexy bitches! On hand to host the flashy festivities at NYC’s Club XL were MTV’s very own attention-grabbing starlets, Snooki & JWOWW, who gave their guests a run for their money in fabulousness. (Special nod to Jenni for busting out the girls in below-freezing weather.) But the BFFs, known for their off-the-cuff shock humor, were the ones with jaws dropped this time. For instance: When a drag queen at the event tells them she uses duck tape to “tuck” in the NewNowNext.com interview below, all sorts of curious questions ensue. It even appears as if JWOWW’s blushing when she’s asked to do…things…with her WOWWs.

With drag queens, it’s go big or go home. So no one went home that night. (Seriously, we hear a few guests are still slurring “I Will Survive” behind the bar.) As for us? We’ll never look at Paul Rudd the same. Check out the Season 5 premiere of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” tonight at 9/8c.

Sashay, Shante.

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