Want Your Own TV Show? Nikki And Sara Say It’s As Easy As One, Two, Three! [Video]

Ever dreamed of becoming a big star, but let Hollywood’s cutthroat ways dissuade you from going for it? If that sounds at all familiar, just let Nikki Glaser and Sara Schaefer be your guides to success. In the video below, the “Nikki & Sara LIVE” hosts outline three foolproof steps to landing your big break–the first, of course, is to become as self-absorbed as humanly possible.

“People keep asking us: How did you two get a TV show,” Nikki says in the clip, and once she and Sara share their stories of childhood egotism, it’s on to Step 2: understanding that there will be sacrifices, such as living with tons of debt or never having time for love. “My longest relationship was three weeks,” Nikki laments of her personal suffering. “And then that Chipotle just closed.”

The final step, the girls say, is to actually pitch the TV show. This should include fumbling with props, bribing executives with tissue paper bouquets and haphazardly playing a drum. Then, voila! You will have your own cable series! Right? That’s how it goes…?

Check out the full lesson from Nikki and Sara, and be sure to tune in to their show’s premiere January 29 at 11/10c!

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