Ron Sums Up His Relationship With Sam: ‘When We’re Together We’re Broken Up’ [Video]

Upon shocking viewers far and wide with their picture-perfect relationship on “Jersey Shore” this season, Sammi and Ronnie proved they’ve still got some fight in them on the finale after Pauly and Vinny‘s prank–which was in retaliation to a stunt Sammi had pulled–left them at each other’s throats. At the eleventh hour, the dark side of SamRon reared its ugly head, but unless you’ve been living under a rock since 2009, Ron says there’s no way it should have caught anyone off guard.

“Me and Sam always break up,” Ron says bluntly in the “Jersey Shore Hook-up” clip below. “F***in’, you guys sound like you’re surprised at this point. When we’re together we’re broken up.” Vin chimes in to say he was used to the lovers’ quarrels, but it had been so long that he barely had enough time to grab some pretzels and popcorn before sitting down and enjoying one of his favorite telenovelas. “We don’t like [the fighting] every day for, like, eight hours a day,” he says, thinking back on the SamRon timeline. “But, you know, just one more at the end? It’s pretty good.”

+ We have to say, we agree! Take a look at the video, and tell us–once and for all–if you really think Sammi and Ronnie have what it takes to go the distance.

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