Even though Ronnie was named “Male Meatball” (an esteemed title, if you ask us), at the end of the day, Deena needs another femme fatale at her side to bring the meatball spirit back to the “Jersey Shore.” In this sneak peek from tonight’s all-new episode–the second to last, sniff!–D and Snooks hold auditions for the ladies of Seaside, and the feats they must accomplish are not for the faint of heart.
The Olympic-style contest includes a series of tests that only a true meatball could pass. Like, you know how fairytale princes have to slay dragons and stuff to win over their loves? It’s kiiiinda like that…only way harder. A few examples:
1. Take a shot of SoCo and lime without throwing up.
2. Hiss after said shot of SoCo and lime. (See Nicole and D’s demo above.)
3. Take a body shot with an old, mustachioed man. It is unclear whose body you should use.
4. Wear a hat, beard and clown shoes, and wand* somebody.
If a prospective meatball can handle these situations with grace–and still have the energy to dance their underwears off at Karma–they just might be inducted as part of the team.
Check out the clip below for more meatball shenanigans, and tune in tonight at 10/9c to see if anyone makes the cut!
*We’re not sure what Deena means by “wand,” but we think it might have something to do with smacking unsuspecting boardwalkers with a stick.
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