The Promise Of A Canadian Threesome Was Enough To Break Vinny’s Celibacy Vow [Video]

Who needs Merge when you can pick up hot, DTF chicks (that don’t charge by the hour) in dark parking lots? That’s exactly what Vinny was thinking on tonight’s “Jersey Shore,” when TWO golden tickets magically fell from the sky and landed smack dab in the middle of his lap. Thank you, Canada! That’s right, it was a pair of eager canucks that appeared to Vinny “like a diamond in the rough,” “Jersey Shore Hook-up” host Kenny Santucci muses in the clip below in response to Vin waxing poetic about the discovery: “I swear to God, I seen this girl’s silhouette…I seen her fat ass right in front of the house.”

Sadly, Murphy’s law quickly went into effect as soon as Vinny lured the girls inside. Jenni and Roger had uncharacteristically taken over the Smush Room (to do “dinosaur sex,” Snooki calls it), which meant that Vin’s impending ménage à trois had no other place to land but his twin bed…inside a room with two other dudes pretending to sleep. Inevitably, one of the ladies got fed up with the frat house vibe and bolted, but don’t you cry for Vinny. Watch the video and you’ll find that he’s now in a committed relationship with the woman he almost managed to save himself for.

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