Meet The Most DTF Chick In ‘Jersey Shore’ History [Sneak Peek]

It’s not uncommon for summer tourist hijinks in Seaside Heights to mimic that of various girls gone wild in Mardi Gras–boob flashes are bound to happen in a place where red plastic cups bob and weave down the boardwalk and the “Jersey Shore” cast travels freely. But even the most experienced block party-goer might cringe upon screening the below sneak peek of Thursday’s all-new back-to-back episodes. Some things you simply can’t unsee.

In the clip, a woman on the street vying for the esteemed title of Pauly’s Replacement Stalker puts her entire body up for auction. Before she even offers her first name, Morgan gives the DJ and his household clan, who are spending a leisurely evening on the roof deck, a look at her lady parts–the whole damn happy face–which wins her glorious entry into the crib. From there, she lavishes the boys with some R-rated flirting and her phone number, which could possibly be put to use by Vinny in the future. “For a girl who’s running around showing her t**s off, she’s not that bad,” he remarks. “I mean, she’s pretty gross, but not that bad.”

Take a look at the video, and be sure to tune in for episodes 3 and 4 of “Jersey Shore” this Thursday night!

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