Vanessa The Stalker (Unsuccessfully) Crashes The ‘Jersey Shore’ Premiere Party

Vanessa The Stalker: For hire? Give her a buzz if you’re in need of some professional lurking.

As far as celeb shindigs go, the “Jersey Shore” Season 6 Premiere Party event was tops. The weather was warm and the crowd–which included the cast’s family and friends–was in good spirits, but just when we thought we could relax and enjoy a drink or two with live stream host Kenny Santucci, we learned we should ALWAYS expect the unexpected. Pauly D‘s number-one fan and the subject of his possible future restraining order, Vanessa The Stalker (a.k.a. Vanessa Sky Ellis), popped up out of nowhere in hopes she could quietly sidle her way in. Sadly, it wasn’t going to happen.

Vanessa showed up fashionably late to the private gathering and passed along her business card–which flaunted photos of her encounters with J. Lo, Nicki Minaj and even Johnny Depp–under the impression it might earn her a bid inside. We were definitely impressed with the corporate strides she’d taken since we saw her last, but she would only get as close as the event’s bouncers.

+ Check out Vanessa’s business card (the physical copy of which is MASSIVE) front and back, and if you have the slightest shred of star status, sleep with one eye open. You’ve been warned…

She’s available for bookings! You know if you need that…well…uhhh…hmm…

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