Put aside the booze-filled fishbowl and fuggedabout the blaring house music: No gay bar-outing is complete without a group’s very best pair of fake babies. Snooki & JWOWW set out to paint the town red with the Gay Joeys and two synthetic infants in the show’s next episode, and while the party is certainly unique, there’s still–as is the case with any solid night out–a little bit of drama. In this case, it’s WHERE IS THE DIAPER?!
Snooks soaks up the bar scene in the days before motherhood in this sneak peek of Thursday’s new ep, and while she seems to take the responsibilities of pseudo-parenting seriously, JWOWW is more invested in her drink, and how quickly she can put it down. “I am not stopping my gay night for this child,” Jenni says. Her friend to the right, though, has figured out a way to have his cake and eat it too, and amongst cocktails, he breastfeeds one of the kids to ensure at least 20 more minutes of peace and quiet (that being uninterrupted “In The Zone” play). Aww, just like in “The Brady Bunch!”
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