Throughout puke fests, pooping in pseudo-public bathroom stalls, cafeteria boners and dodging skeevy men in panel vans, we got our first glimpse at the true personalities that make up “The Inbetweeners” during last week’s series premiere. So which ‘tweener would you be most likely to introduce to mom and dad–Will, Simon, Jay or Neil? Allow this friendly little quiz to narrow it down for you:
1. What would most closely describe your dream date?
A. A walk around the local art fair followed by clever banter over iced mochas.
B. A candlelit Italian dinner at home, along with a really great rom-com.
C. A bit of booze, debauchery and some toilet paper thrown around your BFF’s front yard.
D. A chill, lazy picnic on the beach complete with some Frisbee tossin’.
2. Which movie character are you most attracted to?
A. The intellectual McLovin’ (played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse) in “Superbad.”
B. The ultra-romantic Tom (played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt) in “(500) Days of Summer.”
C. The hilariously crude Stifler (played by Sean William Scott) in “American Pie.”
D. The sweet, slightly aloof Ned (played by Paul Rudd) in “Our Idiot Brother.”
3. What’s the best gift your guy could give you for your birthday?
A. A rare first-edition copy of your favorite classic novel.
B. A playlist of songs that make him think of you.
C. Himself, in your bedroom, completely naked… except for a big red bow.
D. A beaded hemp bracelet.
4. When you find yourself doodling mindlessly, what do you generally draw?
A. Stick figures and faces.
B. Hearts and flowers.
C. Penises and boobs.
D. Peace signs and yin-yangs.
5. If you were a dude’s shoe, which type would you be?
A. Loafer or dress shoe.
B. Casual slip-ons.
C. Converse sneaker.
D. Flip-flop or sandal.
Now tally ‘em up! If you got…
Mostly As: Will Mackenzie. Blazers and
briefcase messenger bag aside, a smart, ambitious, über-mature guy like Will is just what is needed to get ya all hot and bothered.
Mostly Bs: Simon Cooper. A sensitive, romantic, slightly emotional soul like Simon is the peanut butter to your strawberry jelly.
Mostly Cs: Jay Cartwright. Always into the funny guy, you’d fall head-over-heels for Jay’s loudmouth class clown persona, borderline offensive d*ck jokes and all.
Mostly Ds: Neil Sutherland. Philosophical convos about Freud? Not this guy. The hippie chick to his surfer dude, you’d likely hook up with a chill, happy-go-lucky guy like Neil.
+ Time to ‘fess up. What did you score, and do you agree with our expert love analysis?
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