A smile and a wink is all a Girl Scout might need to unload a wagon full of Thin Mints, but Snooki & JWOWW can’t seem to get the art of cookie-delivery down. The two “Jersey Shore” exports decide to greet their neighbors (better late than never, Nicole says) with freshly baked goodies in the bonus scene below, but they’re met with doors in the face more frequently than open arms. They definitely grow ‘em tough in Jersey City.
The girls notice immediately after starting their journey ’round the block that their neighbors are…uhhh…a bit of a different breed. “Who the f*** was he?!” Jenni remarks of the first guy who quickly rejects their culinary delights. The second contestant is a bit more receptive, but doesn’t know how to say “thank you” in English, and by the time the door-to-door service comes to a close, the ladies can only quip “bitch” of their final denier.
Are we missing something? These are cookies, people, not doomsday prophets. Maybe now we understand why JWOWW said her neighbors can suck it.
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