When used with discretion, bilingualism can be a pretty attractive quality in a date. But if you want to cut to the chase and really get down to business, it can also add a certain smoothness to common propositions such as “I wanna suck your #$%!” (And you thought you’d heard the last of our sex tips…)
In the below bonus scene from tonight’s episode, Snooki & JWOWW stop by a Mexican flea market during their vacation to pick up some hotel essentials, and after some trouble paying the vendor for his store’s goods, Snooks gets a lesson in erotic propositioning. Score! After all, finances and conversion rates may not be Nicole’s thing, but dirty talk? Now you’re speaking her language.
In the video, the guidette gets to know a professional sewer after finally making a successful business transaction, and though he’s hesitant, he helps Nicole figure out the perfect nuances for some solid Spanish sex speak. Check out the clip for lessons not even “La Catrina” could teach.
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