If episodes of “Snooki & JWOWW” are any indication, Roger is just as likely to hit the lottery as he is to get laid. Still, Jenni‘s more than capable of sexing her man up (and ultimately ripping his head off, in case you forgot) when she’s in the mood, and since she’s uniquely aware of the difference between a rocking headboard and that which is close to growing cobwebs, she’s graciously used her blog to help readers spice up their sex lives. If a couple’s bedroom sees any trace of tumbleweed, there are ways to get back on track, she says.
“Unfortunately, sometimes the sex is sh***y. Here’s what to do if it happens to you,” she begins in a recent post before diving into some top-line advice. From the perfect massage to true intimacy-commitment, here is how JWOWW suggests you can make your sex life suck less:
Make a mental connection first, you filthy animal: How the f*** are you supposed to share an intimate act without any intimacy? If the sex was off, it could mean you need to make a connection outside of the bedroom–just try to spend a few hours getting to know each other before getting in the sack.
Ditch that spare tire, lest you wind up driving alone: I’m not calling you fat–it’s a fact that working out can totally increase sex drive because it stimulates the nerves and the brain. Plus, when you feel good about yourself, you feel sexier and more confident in bed. Win win!
Let your mind and body talk in tandem: A good massage can do wonders by making both of you feel comfortable and relaxed. It’s a great way to ease into smushing and heightens your senses. Show him what (and where!) feels good–not in a bossy way, but in a sexy, purring voice–and you’ll be steaming it up in no time.
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