No dateless man or woman is particularly fond of February 14, but Sadie Saxton takes anti-Valentine's Day sentiment to the next level. After hijacking the "Awkward" morning announcements from Jake and proceeding to rip romantics to shreds, it becomes increasingly clear in the webisode below that Sadie might prefer water torture to a candlelight dinner or chocolates. And don't even bring up those dreaded carnations...
"Carnations are the currency of the homeless," Sadie says. "If a girl gets a carnation from her boyfriend, and doesn't immediately make him her ex-boyfriend, she will probably end up working in a gas station. Or pregnant." Uhh, point taken! Sadie then proceeds to out the AV guy as a training bra-sporter, accuse the volleyball team of lesbian incest and continue her tirade against small flowers. Evidently, it's sunflower or bust for this Titan.
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