Does Valerie Marks know no boundaries? Obviously not, as our favorite inappropriate, completely neurotic
guidance counselor PHHS Vice Principal is back to crossing non-invisible lines. But this time, she's not rudely rifling through Jenna's handbag--she's toying with Lacey's broken marriage.
When Jenna confided her concerns over her parents' recent separation, V naturally let her own loins get in the way. "Your dad's single?! Do you think he likes them young or is he into ladies his own age?" she asked, likely dreaming of joint mud baths in one newly purchased hot tub. (Hey, the guy is kinda cute, in a FILF sorta way.)
While J-Town was busy professing her love for Satan at church camp, Valerie set off on a mission to get the scoop on Mr. Hamilton from one very remorseful Mrs. Hamilton over an impromptu dinner date. Val all but admitted that she's ready and willing to date Lacey's husby, and the priceless look on Hot Mama Hamilton's face was enough to convey that it would not be OK. Duh.
+ We can't help but wonder, would Val stand a shot in H-E-double-hockey-sticks with Hot Daddy Hamilton? He certainly seems to dig the wacky chicks. Vote in our poll!
Would Val stand a chance with Mr. Hamilton?
Of course! Valerie is so cute, despite being a complete nutjob. 17%
No way. Homegirl needs to get her head out of Fantasy Land. 83%
Dig Remote Control? Follow us on Twitter, like, now.