Monday’s episode of “Teen Wolf” had us gasping for breath as the loony tunes Mrs. Argent held poor Scott against his will. (Was anyone else shouting obscenities at the TV screen?) “Alpha… Beta… but what are you, Scott? Omega. Don’t you know the lone wolf never survives without a pack?” Madame Crazypants asked our Wolfsbane-drugged hero. And those words got us thinking–if we were of the clawed, furry, über-strong variety, which type of wolf would we be? What about you? Perhaps this little quiz may help:
1. You’ve been dying to have a “Twilight” movie marathon. You:
A. Send out a Facebook invite and start writing out the snack list.
B. Ask your BFF to get the crew together and offer to bring a bag of Skittles.
C. Grab some popcorn and put in the first DVD. Ahh… it’s just you and Edward.
2. Everyone’s gearing up for the annual back-to-school dance. You:
A. Make reservations at Applebee’s beforehand for you and your besties.
B. Find out what everyone else’s plans are before making a decision.
C. Tell your friends you’ll meet them at the dance.
3. You and your crew decide to go out for karaoke. You:
A. Sign yourself and your buds up for a group rendition of Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call Me Maybe.”
B. Get dragged on stage to croon “Somebody That I Used To Know” with your BFF.
C. Shock your pals by singing fun.‘s “We Are Young” all by yourself.
4. ZOMG, Maroon 5 is coming to town, and you’re dying to see them! You:
A. Find out who’d be into going and get a group together for the concert.
B. Discuss the show with a close friend and hope she organizes something.
C. Buy two tickets and figure you’ll be able to find someone to tag along.
5. You’re in desperate need of some new clothes. You:
A. Get a few of your girls together and make a day of it, complete with brunch.
B. Drag your best friend along. You need her eye for fashion (and dressing-room approval).
C. Go shopping alone. It’s quicker that way.
Now tally ‘em up! If you got…
Mostly As: Alpha. You’re a less-douchey version of Derek. A natural-born leader with a take-charge personality, you’re full of fun ideas and you know just how to execute them.
Mostly Cs: Omega. Similar to Season 1 Scott (aka “the lone wolf”), you have an independent, free spirit and love roaming on your own terms.
+ Now ‘fess up. What did you score, and do you agree with our expert analysis?