After exposing himself as a perv with a sordid story of sex and poo, you’d think Anthony the Not-So-Handyman would be content to forego his guidette customers’ interior design bill and put his reality TV days behind him. But no. Evidently, once the guy got a taste of Snooki & JWOWW‘s hot-pink headquarters, he became compelled to stalk its residents until someone, anyone, showed him the money. Too bad the guy didn’t understand the concept of invoicing (that’s the proper way of collecting earnings, for all of you professional slackers), as Jenni wasn’t about to fork over the cash for a job not well done without a detailed list of services rendered. However, figuring it would be enough to gain a reprieve from Ant’s impromptu calls and visits, she did propose a reasonable trade: one dinner and spray tan for one day of shoddy workmanship. Sadly, the whole interaction got cut from tonight’s episode.
You may feel slighted to have missed seeing the man accept his handsome reward (and who would blame you?), but rest assured, Jenni’s got enough visuals to paint a horrifying picture. “He was really pale, he needed it more than anyone else,” she tells Amy Paffrath in the “Tea Time with Snooki & JWOWW” clip below. “I quickly sprayed him, which was fu**ing vile to me.” Gay Joey’s tighty-whities never seemed so appealing.
The icing on the cake (no, not Nicole‘s “BTW I’m pregnant” icing)? Jenni’s plan to permanently ward off Anthony backfired when he delighted in his new skin tone. Dude had the audacity to ask for a second round (with an offering of…lollipops), in addition to full payment of the girls’ outstanding charges for unsuccessfully stapling homemade streamers to their ceiling. Greed is an ugly thing.
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