Friends: Not just shoulders to lean on when times get tough, but voice boxes to declare your single status over the high school's shaky PA system.
Jake is tired of Matty's sulking (if he only knew the truth...) in the webisode below and uses his clout as "Awkward" class president to yank his pal out of the doldrums. After catching his fellow students up on the state of the Spanish Club's bake sale and advising against lewd acts in the school pool (did Mr. Hamilton's jacuzzi pee not teach anyone anything?), Jake dives right into pimping his friend out. "[Matty's] locker number is 1217, so slip something in it--he might slip something back in yours," he announces over the loudspeaker.
+ Matty doesn't seem ready to play the field, but he hasn't exactly gotten anywhere pining over his ex-fling. Check out the clip, and tell us if you think it's time for him to move on!
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