OK, let's give Swift the benefit of the doubt for a second. By the time he'd stumbled through the doors of a health clinic, the "Real World" cast member had stepped on a naval mine-sized sea urchin, crossed a body of water with two feet full of the creature's spines and somehow managed an emotional mini-drama with LaToya en route. It was a rough day to say the least, but as soon as the other Brandon plopped down atop the patient's seat inside the doctor's office, the unforgivably awkward discomfort began.
As some art should speak for itself, we don't want to narrate the entire video scene by scene, but we wanted to say, for all future boo-boo or owwie possessors, describing a friend's drinking habits, or explaining "I love her for trying to hold me down" aren't terribly helpful to a diagnosis. Similarly, tossing around knowledge of subrogation isn't so useful when you left your wallet at home, and trying to date a secretary who's frustrated with your ego will do nothing to alleviate your pain.
Check out one of the most cringe-worthy scenes in recent "Real World" memory.
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