We hate to sound so, er, concerned, but please believe us when we tell you that this blog post’s headline was not (solely) put there to maximize clicks–its cautionary label couldn’t be more legit. We honestly do not want you to watch this “Tea Time with Snooki & JWOWW” segment if there are children nearby, if you have any preexisting heart conditions and/or if the Internet’s infamous “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video left you ready to end it all.
When Amy Paffrath asked Snooki & JWOWW to fill in the bleeps that interfered with her complete understanding of Anthony the Handyman’s “best sex story,” we were expecting to hear something scandalous, but nothing so unusual that any tried-and-true “Jersey Shore” fan couldn’t keep down her lunch. Well…see that cranberry scone in the corner of the tea party set? A combination of one of those, orange juice and some Greek yogurt–halfway digested–have still yet to wash out of our canvas sneakers.
If you’re still willing to watch the video clip below, more power to ya. But really, if the idea of combining bedroom and bathroom activities offends, you should think twice about pressing the play button.
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