She might be flying high as Palos Hills High School's Vice Principal, but Valerie Marks hasn't forgotten about all you little people! The former guidance counselor is back for another "Awkward" session of questionable advice-giving, and the bottom line is this: give thanks to your aggressive stalkers, and give up on love if the object of your affection is claimed. Great! Now that we've got that squared away, let's dive a little bit deeper...
Val encourages young people to consider an asexual lifestyle if their crush has already been crushed by a friend in the V-Time (yup, we're back to just "V") clip below. More importantly, if someone's a-stalkin', Val encourages you to look beyond the terror of knowing they've broken through your many lines of defenses, and appreciate that they only have eyes for you. "I think you should consider yourself lucky that someone loves you who's smart enough to penetrate your firewalls!" So...not a restraining order, then?
+ Check out Val's tips on life and love, and remember: Her rules are to be followed, no questions asked.
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