Many a life lesson was learned on tonight's episode of "Snooki & JWOWW," but looking back, the hardest one to swallow was not delivered by Ninja warriors (though it's worthwhile to pass along that one should never dine with Ninjas on a full bladder), but rather, before supper by New York City's Sex Museum guides, say the still grossed-out guidettes in our latest "Tea Time" online after show.
"There goes Animal Planet," a scarred Snooki remarks to host Amy Paffrath in the clip below whilst recalling her introduction to duck necrophilia. She and her best friend, Jenni, shudder as they divulge some of the museum's disturbing teachings, among them the, er, ins and outs of monkey mating habits, as well as human furry fetishes. "They get horny in suits," Nicole says squeamishly.
While the leopard skin-loving ladies always considered themselves adventurous in the bedroom, what they took away from their field trip was a surprising sense of normality. "I felt very innocent in this world of sex," Jenni comments. This, coming from the chick who bought her boyfriend a Clone-A-P***y for his birthday.
Watch the video, plus check out the full after show for more of the BFFs' insight on Episode 2.
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