Snooki Maintains A Fender-Bender Never Happened [Bonus Scene]

“Lately, with my car, I’ve been hitting a lot of people.” — Nicole Polizzi.

Clear the road, friends. Snooki and her black and pink tank are on the paved prowl, and they’re not taking any prisoners.

After the meatball implicitly declares herself more hazardous than hail to driving conditions, she proves why she’s an enemy to the open road in the “Snooki and JWOWWbonus scene below–not because she strikes a car while pulling out of a parking lot, but because she has no idea that she’s made contact. “I almost hit that,” Nicole says after the boom of twisted metal. “No, Nicole, you did hit it,” JWOWW retorts. We heard pregnancy can change your tastes, but we had no idea touch was also an effected sense.

Still, as she’s no total renegade, Nicole takes off to find the operator of the struck car inside a nearby store, and for her honesty (and because there’s no scratch, somehow), he lets her off the hook. See, kids–the truth really does set you free.

+ Check out Snooks getting her hall pass, as well as a clip from our first edition of Tea Time with Snooki & JWOWW, in which Guidette Andretti lays down the trouble her massive vehicle has caused.

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