Think Valerie Marks' position as Palos Hills High School's newest Vice Principal has gone to her head? Well you happen to be...kind of right. The former "Awkward" guidance counselor seems to be a little tipsy with her first taste of power, but, thankfully, her recent promotion hasn't prevented her from offering advice all the same. Now, it's just a little less "radical" (and loaded with ineffective equations!).
Val gets a question about appropriate age disparities in relationships in the brand-new "VP-Time" webisode below and just can't muster up a math solution that'll work for all cases. "Age/2 - 6" doesn't seem to do the trick, and its inverse is just as unhelpful. Ultimately, Val just has this to say: "At the end of the day, don't date a guy wearing diapers--on either end of the spectrum. You want his cojones to have bloomed." They're bloomable? Guess anatomy isn't really her strong suit, either...
+ Check out Val's more refined tips, and tell us if you miss the days of the free spirit's unfiltered mouth.
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