It’d be a little trite to say Valerie Marks of “Awkward” marches to the beat of her own drum, but…it’s a new season (and a new year!), so, we’ll remind you just once: Valerie Marks marches to the beat of her own drum. The Palos Hills High School guidance counselor has a brand new series of “V-Time” advice videos coming your way for Season 2, and, to ring in 2012, she and her dateless self are kindly taking the time to answer YOUR questions. Thoughtful!
Unfortunately…there are no questions to be found this time around in her go-to submission box, and Val’s forced to turn off her camera for a moment to collect herself in the abridged therapy sesh below. But when she comes back, she comes back swingin’, and with all humility, explains just how exactly she got to be so good-looking. Turns out, it’s a case of genetics, as well as a completely unheard-of indoor mud-bath ritual. If there’s one takeaway, Val insists it should never be practiced outdoors, even if one’s boyfriend is up for some exhibition. “The truth of the matter is, he could turn out to be a total dick in the mud, and then you’re left with nothing but shame and stickburn,” she says. Obviously…
+ Check out the clip, and stay tuned for the latest from Ms. Marks’ vat of insight!
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