Snooki And JWOWW Claim Temporary Senior Citizen Status [Photos]

Best friends Snooki and JWOWW put the pedal to the metal in their new scooters.

Deena had some difficulty navigating street traffic last weekend, but it looks like Snooki and JWOWW have been getting around town just fine. The BFFs with a two-woman show on the way recently hit the Seaside Heights scene on a pair of motorized scooters featuring baskets big enough to fit a few meatballs. The “Jersey Shore” has never looked so…elderly?

Possibly to help get the pregnant guidette and recently injured JWOWW off of their feet, the friends with color wheel-spanning hairstyles took a load off and buzzed around a parking lot that was also host to canes and walkers. Hey, they’re growing up, and the geriatrics ward is essentially just around the corner. No shame in going into your golden days gracefully, as long as you don’t run over any open toes en route…

+ Check out a few photos of the speed racers, and tell us if you think Snooki’s any safer than she was on that infamous minibike.

JWOWW is a woman on a mission atop a motorized scooter.

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Photos: Mejia/Asadorian/Splash News