Questions from parents about coursework, dining halls and the best places to nap across the quad are expectations for college students returning home for break. "How exactly do lesbians have sex?" isn't necessarily quite as common, and when no answer seems like answer enough, Dan Savage of "Savage U" has this advice: Show your mother porn! Seriously, this is girl-on-girl we're talking about, not plate tectonics...
A female student can't take her mother's same-sex confusion in the bonus scene from tonight's episode, and asks Dan how to give an answer that will finally seem satisfactory. Elsewhere in the auditorium, a shy guy is looking for the best way to ditch his insecurities and finally ask out the girl of his dreams. Never one to mince words, sage Savage advises "Just f***ing ask!" A creeper or lurker will never get that special date, he says.
+ Check out the video, and tell us if you've ever had to drum up any awkward answers to the parental third-degree.
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