Jionni’s Hanover Park High School class pic.
Long before Jionni LaValle fought with his fiancee and baby mama, Snooki, over her exposed koo-kah, the beefcake was just a 3 oz. tenderloin with a Spiker gel dependence. You see, back in the day, every self-respecting guido rocked a blowout–and, wow, this is some kinda blowout. Pauly D would be so proud!
In what we assume to be his senior yearbook pic, the New Jersey-born gorilla and father to Snooki’s unborn child sports a swanky tux and an I’m-just-chillin’ grin to match. Betcha his fiancee got verklempt when she saw this photo situated on his parents’ mantle. Don’t you just want to reach out and grab those sun-kissed cheeks?!
Jionni, might we convince you to bring back the blowout for your upcoming nuptials? Snooki could wear her pouf, like she always used to, and the band could play “The Way We Were.” Don’t it sound grand?
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