Attention, “Jersey Shore” fans and readers of Remote Control! Seaside Heights’ most renowned on-again/off-again couple has done
the unthinkable totally predictable and resumed their relationship. For better or worse.
Over the weekend, Sammi made an appearance at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City, where she revealed the news to RealityTVMagazine.com. “Right now we’re together and I’m happier than ever, so things are going really good!” she said.
Having spent many late nights documenting the various plot points in SamRon‘s rocky relationship cycle, “happier than ever” actually translates to “the calm before the storm.” Soon after, everything tanks and Ron starts throwing Sam’s s**t on the porch. (Hallelujah, we’re back in business!)
We haven’t had the liberty of using the nickname SamRon for quite some time–the two spent all of Season 5 uncharacteristically calm and googly-eyed but broke up soon after filming. It’s pretty much been crickets ever since, and we hate crickets, so we should thank whatever powerful New Jersey life force for answering our prayers…Season 6 is going to be BONKERS!!!
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