Leave it to quick-witted sex guru Dan Savage to not only solve everyone's relationship woes, but to leave them with a catchphrase they just can't shake. During the most recent episode of "Savage U," the touring teacher met a lacrosse player that didn't know how to go about getting a girlfriend. He had no problem finding a chick to bang, but knowing how to cling onto anything more permanent was a mystery. Dan immediately saw the root of the issue and told the Auburn University undergrad that if he wanted to find something long-lasting, he'd have to keep his damn thang in his pants.
Well, that's the PG versh.
"Don't stick your d**k in any girl you wouldn't date," is what Savage really said, and you can watch it again in this "S#@! Savage U Says" clip below. There were definitely other funny sound bites from Episode 4, too, like when Sav talks about the significance of opening doors and the new golden rule, which of course, is as follows: I do unto you, you do unto me (funny, we learned it differently).
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