Pauly D is at the point in his illustrious career that he has to swat the girls away like irritating fruit flies. Unless they fit all of the necessary DTF requirements, in which case he and his Rhode Island buddies, Biggie, Jerry and Ryan, will gladly escort them back to their impressive Sky Villa at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas. As an outsider, it looks as if these eager gaggles of female fans have been feeling the pressure to one-up each other, and many are willing to do just about anything to grab Pauly's attention...but sometimes, doing anything can backfire.
In the below bonus scene from last week's episode, a very friendly
fruit fly clubgoer assembles a variety of sales pitches to snag Pauly D's exclusive attention. First, she politely asks if she can boob-slap the DJ's blowout (sorry, exactly who's benefiting from that?), and when he brushes her off, she digs deep into her bag of tricks and decides to forcefully grab his head and shove it you know where. Touching Pauly's hair is never permissible, so Jerry steps in to referee.
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