[Alleged] Bomb: Dropped.
With “The Unit” out of commission once again (not too tight with those handcuffs, guys), Mike decided if he was going to tell Jionni about his supposed affair with Snooki, it had to happen then and there. So when the house’s downstairs was silent, and J crossed Sitch’s path, Mike invited the guy out to the patio, sat him down at the picnic table and let the dirtiest “Jersey Shore” laundry air. And then…
Nothing! Jionni shook Mike’s hand and the two went their separate ways. Sam thought it was weird Jionni wasn’t willing to fight for his chick, and Pauly and Ron thought it was a sure sign the guy himself was cheating. Nicole, on the other hand, took it as a sign that her boyfriend was secure and trusted her, but she wasn’t going to let the whole thing go. Mike got an earful when she saw him downstairs.
Things settled a bit at the start of Sunday Dinner, and while the courses came together on the table, Nicole suggested that the group try something new: Guido Camping! With the exception of Pauly D, who looked like he’d sooner make a trip to the Arctic, the gang was on board, and someone (…still not sure who…) celebrated by tossing a hot dog at JWOWW. Avocado and onion became a retaliatory airstrike, and before the gang knew it, they were in a full-fledged food fight. It was fun at first, Vin pointed out, but soon, it devolved into a Mike versus Snooki showdown, and the light nonsense amounted to hostile milk tossing and condiments used as sheet-soilers. The further the food fight progressed, the more pissed off Snooki got. Mike said that he’d won the war, and the house wondered if Snooks’ fiery anger was a sign that he was telling the truth the whole time.
While Nicole cleaned dried ketchup out of her hair, Deena, the only single girl left in the house, set her sights on Joey, a guy she liked but her roommates didn’t trust. D planned a boardwalk date with her crush, but as the night neared, Pauly, Vin and Jen continued to express their concern that he was using their friend for sex, and the meatball admitted things didn’t seem right when her friends seemed so genuinely concerned. She ultimately decided to blow the guy off (after Jen kindly called him a snake) but lamented the fact that Nicole wouldn’t leave Jionni’s side to accompany her to the bar. JWOWW agreed that Snooki had been absent lately, and Deena tearfully explained how much she missed her meatball.
Tears couldn’t keep D or her explosive hair away from the wilderness though, and after packing up the bronzer, vodka and all the essentials the next morning (and bidding Pauly D, Vin and his “thick chick” adieu), the sextet set their sights on the woods. While they navigated the horror of Mike’s penchant for fire (you know…his being a hermaphrodite), Pauly and Vinny got to work. “Yo, let’s turn this place into something different,” PD suggested profoundly, and the master plan–putting the interior furniture on the roof and vice versa–slowly came together. The slumber partiers got to work with the help of Danny, whose revenge was long overdue.
Meanwhile, back at base camp, Mike’s paranoia kicked in and he worried there were woodland creatures plotting to strike. While he tossed and turned in his tent, JWOWW brought up Deena’s concerns that Nicole was slighting her. Snooki said she understood Deena’s feeling left out, but bit back at the girl and told her she couldn’t help being love. D admitted she enjoyed being single, but was ready for a relationship. What she wasn’t so ready for? The spiders that lurked around the site when the sun rose the next morning. It seemed Guido Camping would amount to a one-night affair, and the group headed for home without hesitation after hurriedly repacking their tents. D said all she wanted was a shower upon her return, but she was in for a hell of a lot more.
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