We know, we've been silent in your time of need, and we're truly sorry.
You've been hitting us up like "Jersey Shore" boys starved for protein shakes ever since TMZ posted a story that Snooki is preggo. You want to know--and rightly so--if the gossip is true. Normally, we'd have all the answers, including the couple's first picks for baby names, but sadly (and rather frustratingly), we're pretty worthless at the moment. Snooks won't answer our calls--she's been holding a grudge ever since we forgot to have pickles at our recent "Hook-Up" shoot. (Wonder if she was craving them so hard for a special reason?)
We cannot confirm or deny a Snionni love child. But what we can do is dream up what we think the future meatball would look like, courtesy of internet software that specializes in mixing DNA. We happen to feel the little one's quite a looker, but we can't figure out who he (or is it a she?) resembles more. It's definitely got a great tan.
+ Do you believe all the hype that Snooki's got a bun in the oven? Share your guess in the comments!
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