The Seaside Heights boardwalk is often the center of much "Jersey Shore" hilarity--just recently, Snooki zigzagged all over it, leaving a trail of cigarette ashes on a drunken walk home--and on Thursday night's all-new episode, more wacky hijinks ensue.
In the below sneak peek, Snooks and her beefy big brother Ronnie take day-drinking to whole 'nother level when the saucy meatball decides to buy a motorcycle suited only for midgets (Ron: "To average people that's a minibike. To Nicole, that's a normal-size motorcycle for her. It's f***ing amazing.") and risk being slapped with a DUI by testing it out among a crowd of happy vacationers. Snooki comments that she feels "cool" as Ron pushes her down the boardwalk. But then she decides to remove her human training wheels and almost dies.
Check out the clip to see the Hell's Angel simultaneously part a sea of innocent people, insult the elderly and cause a mass laughing fit.
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