Pauly D's new stalker Vanessa makes his old Stage Five Clinger, Danielle, look like a Care Bear--at least that one spoke! The obsessed fan innocently popped up in Pauly's peripheral a few weeks ago, but when Vinny forced an introduction between his "Jersey Shore" bestie and the creeper, we feared she might start to get possessive. And apparently, she has good reason.
In this bonus scene from last week's episode, it sounds like there's ANOTHER stalker named Amanda, whom Pauly is dodging like the plague. He tells his barber how he envisions the crime going down. "She's gonna kidnap me, put me in a basement and just have me DJ and break my ankles," he describes. (Perhaps the kid's seen "Misery" one too many times?) Dude's really worried about his safety so he records a hostage video in case he suddenly goes missing.
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