The twentysomething Brooklynites of "I Just Want My Pants Back" might be masters of witty banter, but their actions speak louder than words--and their actions are often questionable. We're taking a look at the most amateurish (yet awesome) behavior exhibited each week, and keeping a running tally of who's least likely to ever ditch the training wheels and leave the borough's squalor behind them.
TINA: A round of applause, everyone! For the second week in a row, Tina was amateurish beyond our wildest expectations. Though she and best bud Jason had a wallow-fest in the works to help them forget their troubles, she was sidetracked when forced to attend an old friend's bachelorette party. A quick drink with her former sorority sister (...really?) and she'd be out the door--or so she thought. What Tina failed to recognize is that when a group of friends' responsible cog gets loose, it can't be left alone. Tina foolishly held onto the belief that she'd be able to circumvent Stacey's crazy night and still hang with Jason, but it just wasn't gonna happen. SOMETIMES MOMS NEED TENDING TO, TOO.
AMATEUR STANDING: GOLD
JASON: To make his night of life-loathing with Stacey perfect, J thought a certain illegal substance might be in order. Problem was, his dealer was sick and couldn't deliver. But rather than postpone the smoke sesh and defer to booze or Ranch Bugles, the guy got on his bike, rode it to Bushwick in the dark (DON'T!) and arrived at his dealer's house to find him in desperate need of vapor rub application. Kids, this is why you don't do drugs. Well, among other reasons.
AMATEUR STANDING: SILVER
ERIC: Having made his way through a good chunk of medical school, Eric was elated when he finally got the chance to get into a hospital and start saving lives. Eric earned his bronze honor right then and there. As anyone who was once wide-eyed can attest, things are never what they seem, and as soon as the guy made it through the medical center's threshold, he became a glorified vomit mop.
AMATEUR STANDING: BRONZE
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