Mike has spent the first half of his "Jersey Shore" summer devising a Master Plan to expose Snooki as a lying, cheating trollop, but it wasn't long ago that he was professing his love for her in Florence. How quickly the tides do turn when a heart hath been broken, and, more notably, an ego hath been shattered.
Despite his latest villainous intentions, it's all-too obvious in the below sneak peek of Thursday night's new episode that Sitch hasn't lost that lovin' lustful feeling for Snooks. Then again, maybe his dirty overtures and desperate attempt to decorate the object of his affection with whipped cream, "Varsity Blues"-style, is all part of the aforementioned plan to wreak havoc on her relationship with Jionni. You really never know what's up his sleeve.
In this video clip, our "clock language"-challenged meatball tries to rally her frenemy to go dancing, but the only thing on his mind is a late-night Scooby Snooki Snack. Check out his persistence in the face of irritation and flat-out rejection.
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