Snooki To World: I Am Not Pregnant!

Snooki makes a stop at McFadden’s Saloon in New York City during a January press tour.

While most of New York City was reaching for another cup of coffee this morning, Nicole Pollizi was busy denying Radar Online reports that she was WITH GUIDO CHILD. It seems the svelteJersey Shore” star’s cravings for pickle juice are still just for the taste.

Radar claimed that Snooks had recently confided in close family members and friends about the pregnancy, and that she was set to announce her impending motherhood soon. But our spicy meatball’s been spending the better half of her press day here in NYC fending off the rumor and asking reporters if they think she looks fat.

The idea that a mini Cavallari-Cutler and an itty-bitty Polizzi-LaValle might share a playdate is sadly shot. For now, Snooks is content dating her boyfriend, Jionni (and impatiently awaiting his marriage proposal).

+ Would you have been happy to hear that Snooki had a little one on the way, or are you glad to find out that she can still take on Karma without reservation?

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