Ronnie and Sammi at Lil Wayne's album release party last summer.
If you asked us a few hours ago whether we felt on top of the "Jersey Shore" beat, we may have circumvented the question and hung our heads in shame. We pride ourselves on knowing the Whos, Whats, Wheres and Whys of all things that rise and set in Seaside, so when The Rumor Fix reported that SamRon, who've been uncharacteristically nice to each other in recent eps, were engaged, we felt that we failed in our mission to feed fans juice before it even drips out of the pipes.
Our first reaction to the news itself was bewilderment. How the freak did these ex-lovebirds manage to even get back together without us knowing? But shortly after the gossip circulated the webs, a little Twitter birdie assured us that Ronnie and Sam were NOT engaged. "I'm not getting married!! Where do these people come up with this stuff?!?!" single Ronnie exclaimed in less than 140 characters. Sam added a message of her own: "The stories i hear sometimes make me laugh... silly people." If for no other reason than to keep our journalistic integrity in tact, we thank them very much for sharing.
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