There are unspoken responsibilities taken on each time two women engage in a best friendship (or so men are led to believe upon watching Snooki and JWOWW on "Jersey Shore"): There is no dating each other's ex, no spilling of scandalous secrets (say, if one of them cheated on her boyfriend with a certain housemate whose nickname rhymes with bitch), and--one you might not have been aware of till now--no admittance to the fact that the other farted on a radio broadcast, or farted EVER for that matter.
Jenni recently called into the Johnjay and Rich show to discuss Season 5 of "Jersey Shore" and contributed a sound bite the hosts were sure was accidental. The two later played the clip for Snooks, and, taking a cue from housemate Ron, Nicole denied, denied, denied. Snooks said that even she, Jenni's best friend, has never heard her BFF fart and is convinced Ms. Farley is incapable of bowel movements, entirely. TMI for some, but if you put your UTI out there for the world to see, it's likely there's not a whole lot that you'll leave off the table.
+ Take a listen to the sound clip in question below and tell us if you think it's simply a misunderstanding, or if Jenni has joined the ranks of human being (horror!).
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