Whether it was a result of Vinny's untimely departure or because birthdays put unforeseen pressure on you to celebrate in some significant way (ultimately making you feel like you have no friends), Sitch was completely off his game during tonight's episode of "Jersey Shore." To start off, he turned down the Bosnian's offer to chill because Paula was upstairs showering. Two girls in one house? When have you ever known Mike to bow out of an opportunity to knock a tricky 2-on-1 out of the park? In Miami, he and Team MVP faced a similar predicament, and that time, he mapped out a game plan that guaranteed them all a victory.
But tonight, the name of the game was funk, and as the minutes ticked on, Sitch just couldn't snap out of it. So just why did he have on such a tight pair of cranky pants? In a clip from this week's "Jersey Shore Hook-Up," Kenny Santucci asks him the very same question. Mike claims that he always slips into a mopey mode around the time of his birthday and wants to be left alone. Sam says she was aware of what was happening and respected his choice to roll solo, which according to Mike, is something that all Cancers go through. Playing the ol' astrology card again, Mike?
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