In case you've been wondering whether Snooki and Mike ever sorted out their differences from Florence, the answer is loud and clear for y'all in this total fail (or MAJOR success, depending how you look at it) of a "Jersey Shore" promotional video, where they're tasked with introducing a sneak peek of Season 5's shenans. In between snippets of upcoming juicy Seaside moments, the friends-turned-maybe-lovers-turned-foes bicker over their unresolved issue (short version: Mike consistently claims he and Snooks smushed while she was with Jionni, she consistently denies it by calling him a douchebag and throwing wine bottles at his face). JWOWW is (luckily) caught in the middle of the two heated housemates as their fight escalates, and while she probably prevented another concrete wall collision, she couldn't stop Nicole from eventually storming off the set.
You want reality? You got it. Check out the clip for a taste of the type of vicious arguments you'll see go down right from the start of the new season, which--holy awesome!--premieres tonight at 10/9c.
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