If you've been paying attention to the press surrounding tonight's "Jersey Shore" premiere, you know most of the cast has commented that filming Season 5 was the most fun they've ever had together. Snooki went as far as to say it was the best time of her life in the trailer, and we look forward to seeing all the pranks, goof-offs and bunny humps.
Still, where there's eight guidos and guidettes with emotional baggage and thirsts for Ron Ron juice, trouble is not far behind, and we can tell you this particular return to Seaside Heights will have its fair share of drama to boot. Question is: Who do you think will bring it? Like, really bring it.
Team Meatball made quite the impression on Italy during its springtime vacay to Florence. When Deena and Snooks weren't getting an eyeful of The Statue of David's ass, they were getting mouthfuls of each other's tongues on a weekend trip to the Italian coast. Not to mention, they both had a knack for ruining evenings: the former for feuding with Jionni (and Jenni) and the latter for crying over a pregnancy scare.
"The Situation" is a known troublemaker, so expect his insistence that he and Snooki hooked up while she had a boyfriend to carry over into the new season in Seaside Heights. While in Italy, Mike got a spatula and several bottles of vino flung at his noggin and, of course, fought Ronnie. Or tried, at least. Think he's calmed down by now? Doubtful.
When Sammi and Ronnie weren't sharing sunset dinners on cafe rooftops, they were pretty much at each other's throats. From verbal degradation to the tossing of belongings out the window, the two have stopped at nothing to offend the other in the past. But we saw a glimmer of hope in Season 4, when open communication and patience led to a much sweeter relationship. Shocker! Think it'll last when they're back in the Garden State?
Pauly D might forget to call the cabs before a big night out on the town, and his boardwalk stalker might reappear. That's...pretty much all we got. He smiles too much? Grasping at straws, here. But there was that one time that...no...and like that other time when he...yeah, no. Huh.
+ Let us know your predictions as to who will be the next pot-stirrer in our poll below, and remember, "Jersey Shore" premieres TONIGHT at 10/9c on MTV.
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