If you watched Season 4 of "Jersey Shore," then you're keenly aware of how limp and out of shape the guys got in direct relation to abandoning their janky gym routine and blowing off professional haircuts. This sinful neglect certainly had its consequences--Ronnie said Sitch's coif called to mind one of The Three Stooges--and because the crew went straight from Florence to Seaside Heights, they showed up at the beach looking not-so-FTD. You can only imagine how relieved they all were to head back to their trusty barber shop, Jagged Edge (you have full permission to lol), for a proper fade, shape-up and tape-up!
Luckily, and thanks to us (pat on the head, please), you don't actually have to imagine how the homecoming scene went down. Below, we've got a sneak peek of the Season 5 premiere, in which all four of the boys slip into something more comfortable with the assistance of a single-edge razor, functional clippers and enough aerosol hair spray to blow up a gas station. Next stops: The bench press (G), UV bulbs (T) and spin cycle (L).
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