Beavis And Butt-Head See Scoring Potential At Abortion Clinic [Sneak Peek]

You know what they say: If you can’t bring the mountain to Mohammed, bring Beavis And Butt-Head to the front door of a women’s health clinic that offers abortions.

Perpetual strike-outers Beavis And Butt-Head are nearing the end of their quest for sex (at least as far as this season is concerned–can you believe the finale is Thursday night?) and they still stand as a pair of self-loathing virgins. But when they cross Highland’s gynecological hot spot, and protesters denouncing “whores” outside, they have a stroke of genius true-to-form idiocy. What better place to meet chicks than one that certifiably screams: “Everyone inside here has had sex!”? It’s, like, the best day ever, or whatever. Heh heh.

+ Check out a sneak peek of B&B’s 12th and final effort to seal the deal, and tell us if you think this is the week that will finally see the pair into manhood. Or, likelier, if you think they’ll wind up finishing out the season with a .000 average. Either way, they’ve certainly got some work to do in the off-season.

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