While Beavis and Butt-Head managed to sneak inside a porn shoot in Episode 8, the two nitwits hell-bent on getting laid got nowhere closer to scoring, sadly, and might actually face some legal repercussions for trying to be a part of the production. Tough break, guys--and, to add insult to injury (or, the other way around), it looks like Beavis might have a rough bout of physical therapy ahead of him, as a relentless desire to photocopy his butt left him with shards of glass slicing up certain parts of his body.
You might expect the reading of Miranda rights would shut someone up, but B&B still had a ton to say. Here are some of our favorite quotes from the most recent episode:
"I don't care about the risk to that idiot. If you don't get him out, you risk 30 kids in my class failing a standardized test."
-- Mrs. Dickie, who's noticed Beavis stuck in the copy machine.
"You're gonna die. Heh."
-- Butt-Head on the possibility that the copy machine's shattered glass has severed Beavis' artery.
"I've always been saying they need to have more funds for masturbation research."
"Yeah, really. The Chinese are killing us."
-- Beavis and Butt-Head, while watching TV.
"You're lucky that you almost died, or you'd be in big trouble."
-- Principal McVickar on Beavis' harrowing situation.
"I don't care for Deena."
-- Butt-Head, while watching the girl stuck in a cardboard box on "Jersey Shore."
"Woah, there's a law of intelligence?"
"Yeah, you better hire a lawyer, Beavis."
-- Beavis and Butt-Head, while watching TV.
"I don't show my white dragon to dudes."
"You've never shown it to chicks either, dumbass."
"Oh, yeah. But I don't show it to dudes on purpose."
-- Beavis and Butt-Head discussing being virgins while on a porn set.
"So, are they actually at Dave and Busters?"
-- Beavis, in reference to a UFC fight that features a Dave and Busters logo.
"What's going on, Butt-Head? How come everyone's, like, talking instead of doing it?"
"Oh, no. This must be, like, the story part of the porno."
-- Beavis and Butt-Head, trying to figure out why police have broken onto a porn set.
"You know, I always imagined my first time would be like this."
-- Beavis, in reference to police breaking up the porn shoot he's watching.
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