Vinny Guadagnino To Star In SyFy’s ‘Jersey Shore Shark Attack’

Deena, Vinny and Pauly D brave the dangers of Seaside Heights while filming Season 5.

The anxieties of the “Jersey Shore” cast were once confined to nearly empty bottles of spray tan and a BBQ grill with a bum light, but s***’s about to get real yo. Seaside Heights will soon see a flurry of SHARK ATTACKS, and it’s up to resident acting pro Vinny Guadagnino to help stop the evil aquatic creatures from chomping down tasty meatballs and juiceheads.

SyFy is set to release “Jersey Shore Shark Attack” in the summer of 2012, according to Entertainment Weekly, and Vin will play a reporter who’s trying to get down to the bottom of the bloody epidemic. Also lending their efforts to the film are tried-and-true Italians Paul Sorvino of “Goodfellas,” Tony Sirico of “The Sopranos” and Joey Fatone. Will they all survive? Hard to say, but at the very least, here’s hoping the inevitable dismemberment of innocent guidos is set to house music.

+ What are your thoughts on the upcoming flick? Are you pumped to see the Jersey Shore in a new light, or is the “Jaws” routine too tired? Tell us in the comments whether you plan to plop down on the couch and catch this feeding frenzy.

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