A recent national survey concluded that there is no person or group of people Americans would detest having as neighbors more than the cast of "Jersey Shore." Pretty harsh, but since it's always been our motto to live and let live, we'll turn a blind eye and let this one go.
Just kidding--this is an absolute crock of sh**, and we simply won't stand for it.
According to Zillow Celebrity Neighbor Survey, nearly one-third of those polled couldn't fathom the idea of living next to Snooki, JWOWW and the rest of the beachy bungalow's inhabitants. Evidently, they'd prefer to share the same street as Christ's right-hand man, Tim Tebow, exhibitionist Nancy Grace and...Kim Kardashian?! Hey, to each his own, but living across the street from KK carries the chore of learning each new husband's name, and wouldn't you rather have a familiar, mega-tanned face toss down a sausage sandwich from a rooftop when you're struck by some midnight munchies? Sure, it might be paired with stray furniture, but what's a couch to the face compared to shouts of "WINNING!" drowning out even your loudest lawn mower? That's right: Even Charlie Sheen was voted a more desirable cul-de-sac cohabitant.
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