Beavis And Butt-Head always have a unique perspective on pop culture trends and happenings (whatever it is, it's "stupid," no matter what). And since we're pretty fond of imitating their gruff banter, we're being so bold as to craft an imaginary page out of an imaginary episode's script. This week, we're taking on how we think the guys might react to "The Muppets," which hit theaters on Thanksgiving...
Beavis and Butt-Head approach the couch with chili dogs, sit down and turn on the TV. A trailer for "The Muppets" pops up during a commercial break.
Beavis
Wait, is this "Dexter" ? Where are all the hot, naked chicks with, like, forehead gashes, or whatever?
Butt-Head
Uhh I don't know, Beavis. But the headline that reads "The Muppets" makes me think we're watching a trailer for "The Muppets." Dumbass.
Beavis
Oh, heh--right. You know, Miss Piggy never really did it for me in the "Caper," but she's looking pretty good these days.
Butt-Head
Uhh, she's, like, a pig, Beavis. You can't like, do it with an animal. Plus she's, like, into Kermit, or whatever.
Beavis
Well, I'm, like, into boobs, and she's got enough to, like, feed six or eight kids. Or, like, 12, I think?
Butt-Head
Woah--a dozen boobs? That's, like, one for every month. Maybe we could, like, ask her boobs for their thoughts on astrology? Like, 'Dear boob, what does the great Leo hold for me today?' And it's like, 'I'm not sure, but, like, look no further than my perky friend to the right, who should have the answers you seek.'
Beavis
Heh. Boobs. Wait, so, is Alf a Muppet?
Butt-Head
No, he's, like, an alien.
Beavis
But, like, Willow Smith is?
Butt-Head
Uhh, right. Yeah, she's one, but only kind of, right? Sort of like: Cookie Monster is, like, kind of a Muppet, but, like Gonzo is more of one. And like, Willow is less of one than Gonzo and probably the same amount of one as Cookie Monster.
Beavis
Right, right.
Butt-Head
Ugh, Amy Adams. Like, spare me your do-gooder act.
Beavis
Yeah, let's, like, totally leave before she starts a sing-along.
Beavis and Butt-Head turn off the TV and leave the room.
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